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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"
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"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""
"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."
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