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Joke of the Day

"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."

"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"

"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"

"*Knocks on door* Hey open up. You didn't reply to my last 43 texts & then you tweeted about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."