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Joke of the Day

"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people... I'm handsome."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"How do you organise a space party? You planet!"

"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral."

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"

"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"

"What do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, cinco."

"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."