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Joke of the Day
"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."
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"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"
"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."
"It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie."
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"What do you call a joke about black people? African hilarious one!"