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Joke of the Day
"The Brooklyn Nets"
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"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"
"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"
"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."
"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."
"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."
"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."
"The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. (Mat Ewins)"
"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."