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Joke of the Day
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
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"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"
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"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."
"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"