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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
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"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."
"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke"
"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."