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Joke of the Day

"It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke"

"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"

"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"

"I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???"

"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"

"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""