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Joke of the Day
"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."
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"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"
"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."
"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"
"Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track Police think it may be race related"
"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."
"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."
"""And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on"" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046"