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Joke of the Day

"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."

"Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!"

"I think the government just un-friended us."

"Learning-disabled lions are called leotards, right? Anyway, when dancers ask you to drop off old ones for needy kids, DON'T! So much blood."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"

"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."