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Joke of the Day
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
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"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip."""
"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"
"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
"Tried to catch fog today. Mist."
"[ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time"