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Joke of the Day
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
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"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"
"Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell."
"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""
"Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says ""You know I just ate my mother-in-law and she still doesn't agree with me!"""
"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"
"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."
"Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party."
"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."
"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."