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Joke of the Day

"You're riding a horse full speed, a man on a giraffe at your side, and a ferocious lion in hot pursuit. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel."

"What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender"

"A CW pronounces both ""r""s in February, both ""d""s in Wednesday and has just told me the ""correct"" way to say segue. Please send weapons."

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"A man walks into a bar... ouch."

":O + :P = 69 Simple math"

"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."

"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."

"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."