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Joke of the Day

"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."

"They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile."

"How far can this plane go with just one engine? All the way to the crash site!"

"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""

"Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus? Because it's easier to deal with just one prick"

"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"

"What do pirates use telephones for? Booty call"