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Joke of the Day

"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."

"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"

"Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby? Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere"

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"

"What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? ""We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners."" This is a joke take it that way"

"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."

"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."

"I like what you did with your hair How'd you get it to stick out of your nose like that?"

"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"