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Joke of the Day
"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"
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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."
"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."