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Joke of the Day

"If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment."

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"I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor."
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"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"
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"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""