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Joke of the Day

"Guy behind me in line at the gas station was standing close enough to reenact the pottery scene from ghost."

"I got drunk and woke up in the gutter. This is my sewer side note."

"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."

"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice? Someday you will bake like I bake."

"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."