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Joke of the Day

"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the parrot was cool though!"

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."

"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."

"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."

"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"

"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""

"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"