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Joke of the Day
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"
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"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
"dentist was flossing my teeth & said ""they're very tight"" & I said ""yeah they're homies"" & he laughed so loud that it made me uncomfortable"
"Found another spider in my bedroom, so now I'm on the curb watching my house burn down."
"[giant fork knocks at my door] ""Excuse me sir do you have any spoons?"" [a family of spoons are cowering in my kitchen drawer] ""um...no sir?"""
"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"
"What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"I got in trouble for masturbating in the showers Apparently it ruined the school trip to auschwitz"
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."