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Joke of the Day
"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"
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"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""
"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."
"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"
"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."
"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."