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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death."

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."

"Why did Bob get 'Emo' Grass for his lawn? Because it cuts itself."

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"A Redditor goes on a date."

"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."

"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"