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Joke of the Day

"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"

"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."

"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."

"I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet! Great success!"

"Facebook needs an ""I've already seen this on Twitter"" button."

"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"

"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."

"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb She also had a bear. I've seen Mary's little lamb. But, I've never seen her bear."

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. ""Well this changes everything"""