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Joke of the Day

"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""

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"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"
"Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"*whistles at dog* DOG: I have a boyfriend"
"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."
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"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."
"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"
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