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Joke of the Day
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."
"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"
"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."
"I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it."
"Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment? Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive"
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle"