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Joke of the Day
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."
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"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."
"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."
"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"
"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."
"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."
"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"
"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."