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Joke of the Day
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."
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"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"
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"What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."
"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"
"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"
"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"
"Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"
"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"