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Joke of the Day
"All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown."
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"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"
"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."
"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."
"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."
"why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!"
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."