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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach."

"Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool"

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."

"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."

"From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win? A peng-lose!"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob."

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo I haven't even got any coconuts."

"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."