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Joke of the Day

"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."

"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."

"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""

"What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman? Mic Jagger says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"""

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"""Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled.""-my 10 year old cousin. right now."

"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."