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Joke of the Day
"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."
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"Why are girls like rocks? You skip the flat ones."
"Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans."
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."
"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"
"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
"I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL."
"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."
"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."