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Joke of the Day

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"

"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"

"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."

"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."

"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"

"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"