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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you."
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"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."
"Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy."
"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."
"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."
"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"
"Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow"
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"