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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."
Next Joke
"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down"
"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"
"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."
"""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"""
"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"
"i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats."
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Dead."