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Joke of the Day

"Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone."

"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."

"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"

"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""

"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"

"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."

"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."

"Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer."

"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."

"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."