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Joke of the Day

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"

"When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing."

"Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids? Because poor kids have behavioural problems! \*rimshot\*"

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"