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Joke of the Day

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"

"You guys! I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time."

"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."

"My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if."

"What is the difference between a wife and a parasite? At least a parasite won't leave you for someone else after sucking everything out of you."

"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."

"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"