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Joke of the Day
"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."
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"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."
"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."
"Whenever somebody hits me, I yell, ""Somebody grab the pepper..."" ""...I was just as**sa**u**lt**ed!"""
"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"
"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."
"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."
"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"
"Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night."
"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"