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Joke of the Day

"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."

"A one liner for the holiday, say no to drugs... Everybody says that you should say no to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"

"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"

"Make the little things count... teach midgets arithmetic."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"I find pedophile jokes to be quite childish."

"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."

"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."