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Joke of the Day

"When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing."

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"What was the ninja pigs' surprise attack called? Hambush"

"Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! ""Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."""

"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."