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Joke of the Day

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."

"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."

"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"

"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."

"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."