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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids? Because poor kids have behavioural problems! \*rimshot\*"

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"

"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"

"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."

"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."