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Joke of the Day

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"

"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse."

"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"

"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."

"Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God."

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."