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"What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini"
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"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"
"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""
"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"
"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
"Actual Mechanical Advantage(AMA)"
"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."