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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"
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"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."
"What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin."
"Two Congressmen are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, ""Pass the soap."" The second one says, ""No SOPA, radio!"""
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"[a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic"
"I accidentally took 1 of my girlfriend's multivitamins for women & I've been looking at engagement rings & crying uncontrollably for 4 hours"
"I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten."
"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"