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Joke of the Day

"Age and sport Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."

"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."

"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."

"*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*"

"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."

"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."