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Joke of the Day

"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."

"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"I just bought my wife some new eyes, a new nose and a new mouth... I can't wait to see her face when she opens them."

"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."