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Joke of the Day
"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"
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"My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently... Now he's a lamputee"
"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"
"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"
"I've just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched."
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."