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Joke of the Day
"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"
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"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~Only 15 more to go!!"
"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"
"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."
"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"
"If you're in a Mexican prison, ""Jesus loves you"" might not be very comforting words..."
"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."