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Joke of the Day
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
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"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face"
"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."
"If a soccer player falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, do they still flail their arms and cry and act like a big dumb baby?"
"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."