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Joke of the Day

"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."

"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."