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Joke of the Day

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

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"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."
"The woman selling sea shells by the sea shore must have had a strong personal brand to overcome such a poor business model."
"Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars."
"Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?"
"I like my ice cream like I like my women. Plain vanilla, and hopefully if it lies around long enough it will get wet so I don't have to do much with my mouth."
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"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"