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Joke of the Day

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type ""that one guy in that movie I didn't like."""

"I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up"

"Selfies? In my day we stared in a mirror and then felt ashamed."

"Obama won? That's it I am moving.... ..to USA!"

"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."

"I was going to tell a dull pencil joke but it's pointless"

"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"