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Joke of the Day
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."
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"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"
"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""
"When people say they did something ""like a boss"" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair"
"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."
"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"
"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."
"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"
"Have you ever tried sex when camping? It's fucking intense..."